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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Nov 25th 2009 12:56  
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<Tijn> im in Holland, best country in the world!
<Elva`> no
<Elva`> dutch people complain a lot
<Elva`> i once had a dutch guy tell me its not fair cause his *male genital* is too small
<[O]-study> elva, stop cybering with Tijn
<Elva`> i wanted to slap him
<Elva`> lol
<Elva`> i said "it probably really isnt that small"
<Elva`> he said "no, it is"
<Elva`> lol
<Elva`> wtf
<Tijn> i was being modest
<Tijn> it really is as big as my ego

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Dec 05th 2009 07:08  
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[07:07] <@Majik> yeah but you are the only guy i know luthor whos blow up dolls turned lezzie

;_; violated!

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Jan 18th 2010 04:27  
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<Tijn> it really is as big as my ego


Who says that Tijn must have a big ego? :>

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Jan 20th 2010 15:16  
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Sometimes putting two not so balanced people in the same room is deadly.

[08:06] <@Majik> good morning
[08:09] <@GWBot> hi morning
[08:09] <@Majik> =]
[08:10] <@GWBot> :)
[08:10] <@GWBot> pulled an allnighter
[08:10] <@Majik> want some of my oatmeal?
[08:10] <@GWBot> p.o.s pc
[08:10] <@GWBot> sure
[08:10] <@GWBot> if its your oats
[08:10] <@GWBot> ill make it a meal
[08:10] <@GWBot> :D
[08:10] <@Majik> its the high fiber kind
[08:10] <@Majik> the kind that when you fart you BEEP your pants
[08:10] <@Majik> ;)
[08:10] * @Majik snickers
[08:10] <@GWBot> so long as its tasty
[08:10] <@GWBot> :D
[08:11] <@GWBot> o.0 we have guests, id better behave
[08:11] <@Majik> i put some strawberry protein powder in it
[08:11] <@Majik> you behave
[08:11] <@GWBot> hehehe
[08:11] <@Majik> ppffttt
[08:11] <@GWBot> promise?
[08:11] <@Majik> like as if
[08:11] <@GWBot> true
[08:11] <@GWBot> why start after 31 years of not
right?
[08:11] <@Majik> just keep your clothes on this time and im sure anything else you do wont bother them
[08:11] <@GWBot> lol
[08:12] <@GWBot> why did it bother you?
[08:12] * @GWBot snickers now
[08:12] <@GWBot> @GWBot> viewtopic.php?f=50&t=25964 wanna join?
[08:12] <@Majik> well when you stuck the feather duster handle up yer arse and shouted 'LOOK IM A TURKEY!!'...that was abit out there you have to admit
[08:13] <@GWBot> rofl hahahaha wtf? ahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Jan 20th 2010 15:22  
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wtf? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i did not have that convo did i? omg nooooo! no more talking to me if im up over 36 hours! I blame Dell PC's and crappy hardware for my insane convosation. i have no memory of that and read something 100% different!'


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[08:06] <@Majik> good morning
01[08:09] <@GWBot> hi morning
[08:09] <@Majik> =]
01[08:10] <@GWBot> :)
01[08:10] <@GWBot> pulled an allnighter
[08:10] <@Majik> want some of my oatmeal?
01[08:10] <@GWBot> p.o.s pc
01[08:10] <@GWBot> sure
01[08:10] <@GWBot> if its your oats
01[08:10] <@GWBot> ill make it a meal
01[08:10] <@GWBot> :D
[08:10] <@Majik> its the high fiber kind
[08:10] <@Majik> the kind that when you fart you BEEP your pants
[08:10] <@Majik> ;)
01[08:10] <@GWBot> so long as its tasty
06[08:10] * @Majik snickers
01[08:10] <@GWBot> :D
01[08:10] <@GWBot> o.0 we have guests, id better behave
[08:10] <@Majik> i put some strawberry protein powder in it
01[08:11] <@GWBot> hehehe
[08:11] <@Majik> you behave
[08:11] <@Majik> ppffttt
01[08:11] <@GWBot> promise?
[08:11] <@Majik> like as if
01[08:11] <@GWBot> true
01[08:11] <@GWBot> why start after 31 years of not right?
[08:11] <@Majik> just keep your clothes on this time and im sure anything else you do wont bother them
01[08:11] <@GWBot> lol
01[08:11] <@GWBot> why did it bother you?
06[08:12] * @GWBot snickers now
01[08:12] <@GWBot> @GWBot> viewtopic.php?f=50&t=25964 wanna join?
[08:12] <@Majik> well when you stuck the feather duster handle up yer arse and shouted 'LOOK IM A TURKEY!!'...that was abit out there you have to admit
01[08:13] <@GWBot> rofl hahahaha wtf? ahaha



/GWruns away hiding in horror. Blast that majik casting lady! she used me! well, you can use me again, but only if im not the *donkey* this time! #-o

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Jan 26th 2010 19:41  
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Majik gw will be here in a sec
12:31 zarkahn ok
12:31 Majik hes on the phone
12:32 Majik we are having hot fone sex
12:32 Majik
12:32 zarkahn aww and nobody called me
12:35 Majik sorry...dont have 3 way on my phone
12:35 Majik =P
12:35 zarkahn
12:36 Majik and i think gw would get jealous if i tried to bring you into the convo too
12:36 Majik
12:37 zarkahn lol
12:37 zarkahn then tell him to just scream out my name at least once so I feel more involved

12:38 Majik he cant...ballgag is on to tight

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Jan 26th 2010 19:44  
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well, id say i need to stfu, but a[apparently i already have, I'm gagged:D ball gagged lol

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Jan 27th 2010 22:58  
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[16:47] <@Silvera> PamelaAnderson (#25) broke the alliance with you.
[16:47] <@Silvera> awwww pammy!
[16:47] <@lawdog> just like real life
[16:47] <@lawdog> pammy will come back to tommy
[16:47] <@Silvera> lol ;)
[16:48] <@malakas> nice
[16:49] <@malakas> pammy is all mine
[16:50] <@malakas> maybe i should break alliance with you too
[16:51] <@Stnkymeat> I can't help myself sometimes... I hear "no baby, this movie I'm filming will never leave the boat" and I just believe it
[16:51] <@malakas> at least you wont get 1 druid as reinforcements any more
[16:51] <@Silvera> yeah that sucked *donkey* ;)
[16:52] <@Silvera> TommyLee (#225)'s ally PamelaAnderson (#25) sent reinforcements of 1 Elven Archers.
[16:52] <@malakas> lol
[16:52] <@malakas> BrettMichaels (#28)'s ally PamelaAnderson (#25) sent reinforcements of 1 Elven Archers.
[16:52] <@malakas> BrettMichaels (#28)'s ally PamelaAnderson (#25) sent reinforcements of 1 Druids.
[16:53] <@malakas> BrettMichaels (#28)'s ally PamelaAnderson (#25) sent reinforcements of 125 Earth Elementals.
[16:53] <@malakas> nice
[16:53] <@Silvera> stingy BEEPBEEP isn't she
[16:53] <@malakas> no she is not
[16:53] <@malakas> it depends on her mood
[16:54] <@malakas> sometimes she sends me nice gifts
[16:54] <@malakas> but she keeps killing my units
[16:54] <@Dominic> I think the word is schizophrenic.
[16:55] <@malakas> i lost 1mil np today from reins that i sent her
[16:55] <@malakas> she spends my money and my troops
[16:55] <@Silvera> you can keep her
[16:55] <@malakas> lol
[16:56] <@Stnkymeat> heh heh
[16:56] <@Stnkymeat> but I look FAB in a swimsuit... you can't drop me

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Jan 28th 2010 02:02  
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lol nice

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Feb 06th 2010 18:29  
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[15:13] * @Metis yawns
[15:14] * @Majik stuffs starks dirty thong in metis mouth
[15:14] <@Snofs> poor him
[15:14] <@Metis> they are so tasty
[15:14] <@Majik> yer...last nite was chili nite
[15:14] <@Snofs> euh

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Feb 07th 2010 06:14  
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No one is safe from starks thongs.

This might actually make a good item for the game.;)

[22:36] * @Majik hands you one of starks thongs
[22:37] <+GW> omg starkness
[22:37] * +GW falls to ground gasping for air
[22:37] <@Majik> yeah...buttcrack juice
[22:37] <@Majik> will do it everytime
[22:38] <+GW> well yeah..thats death by no means the worst way. Stark has +5 innative with paraylse and fear & strikes 1st with HoM type lethalness

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Feb 08th 2010 09:41  
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* @Majik slaps GWBot around a bit with a large trout
<@Majik> ok who turned on the air con
<@Majik> its to cold in here
<elvis-afk> what turned you on u said ?
* +GWBot strips and sees if that works
<@Majik> go away elvis...you dun turn me on in the least
<@Majik> gw...cam
<@Majik> ;)
<+GWBot> :D
<+GWBot> afk bbl
* +GWBot follows majik to cam
<@Majik> woot!
* viiiSlash (~jdlozerki@acl1-782bts.gw.smartbro.net) has joined #reincarnation
* elvis-afk sings macho macho man
<elvis-afk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8WSBrf2tX0
<viiiSlash> lol
* Allean is now known as Kokonoe
<+GWBot> proof elvis is BEEP! at least!
* +GWBot runs to funny irc logfs
<elvis-afk> haha

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Feb 20th 2010 02:43  
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It seems that GW is in the funny irc logs a lot. But then again...he is funny.;)

[10:27] <@Majik> heh...gw talking drunk is worse than him typing drunk
[10:28] <@StarkGONE> he called you?
[10:28] <@Majik> yim
[10:28] <@StarkGONE> you really are a pain puppy
[10:28] <@Majik> its him whos in pain
[10:29] <@Majik> got tired of him trying to type 'oh baby'...couldnt understand his typing
[10:30] <@StarkGONE> he might have been talking to his hand
[10:30] <@Majik> well he is looking down
[10:31] <@Majik> oh and he said hi stark...he doesnt talk to his hand he interacts with it
[10:31] <@StarkGONE> umm.. I don't want to hear about him saying hi to me while looking down and interacting with his hand
[10:32] <@StarkGONE> thank you very much
[10:32] <@Majik> i think hes saying he named his hand stark
[10:33] <@Majik> just goes to show his dedication to the game if you ask me
[10:33] <@StarkGONE> that's what I was afraid of
[10:33] <@StarkGONE> I need a shower
[10:34] <@Laanders> lol
[10:34] <@Majik> now try and not think of gw when you shower
[10:34] <@StarkGONE> that won't be a problme
[10:34] <@Majik> i know its gonna be impossible now
[10:39] * GW|Drunk (~www.the-r@c-98-227-192-189.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #reincarnation
[10:40] * Q sets mode: +v GW|Drunk
[10:43] <+GW|Drunk> im horney & require assistance... i need volunteers
[10:44] * @Majik points to stark
[10:44] <@Elva`Maid> lol
[10:44] <@Elva`Maid> lololol
[10:44] <+GW|Drunk> hmmm
[10:44] <@Elva`Maid> that was the perfect thing to say right about now
[10:44] <@Elva`Maid> hahaha
[10:44] <+GW|Drunk> i hear he has man boobs
[10:44] <@Majik> moobies!
[10:44] <+GW|Drunk> but still, i prefer no hair
[10:45] <+GW|Drunk> ill pass ty
[10:45] * |Figo| greases up GW|Drunk
[10:45] <+GW|Drunk> but seeing the to of you here, maijk and elva
[10:45] <+GW|Drunk> come to my place
[10:45] <+GW|Drunk> i got loads of booze
[10:45] <+GW|Drunk> by the bottle full
[10:45] <@Majik> how nice figo...getting him ready...now all you have to do is bend over and smile
[10:45] <+GW|Drunk> over 20 + yuears old
[10:45] <@Elva`Maid> lol
[10:45] <+GW|Drunk> rofl
[10:46] <+GW|Drunk> bend over figo bish and prepare for a 9,10,11
[10:46] <+GW|Drunk> 9 doctors, 11 nurses and 12 hours to remove my foot from ur *donkey*:D
[10:46] <|Figo|> sorry GW|Drunk, I dont bend
[10:46] <|Figo|> Im just preparing you for saddams doomcock
[10:46] <+GW|Drunk> p makes it esier
[10:47] <+GW|Drunk> ill just knock ya over and have have my way
[10:47] <+GW|Drunk> :D
[10:47] <|Figo|> hah
[10:47] <|Figo|> you would have a chance =)
[10:47] <+GW|Drunk> ??????
[10:47] <|Figo|> NOT!
[10:47] * +GW|Drunk runs like hell
[10:47] <|Figo|> keke

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Feb 20th 2010 06:02  
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[12:54] <ktg> black sabbat produce a random amount of mp
[12:54] <@FREAK> even if u dnt move?
[12:54] <ktg> from the sacrifice
[12:54] <ktg> yes
[12:54] <@FREAK> ic ic
[12:54] <ktg> it's like.. something you have fat people and skinny people
[12:54] <ktg> fat people produce more mp when scarifice
[12:54] <ktg> skinny one dont

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 Post subject: Re: Funny IRC Logs
PostPosted: Feb 26th 2010 23:49  
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Fun times with lipstick (conversation edited for relevance):

<@Troj|work> Congratulations! Your 275,625,000 gold has won you this wonderful Lipstick of Enslavement.
<@fw> woah
<@fw> cheap
<@Troj|work> now who do i use it on?
<@Alex88> you know who has good heroes
<@Alex88> bottleofeversmoking
<@Alex88> lvl 18 illusionist
<@Alex88> bottleofeversmoking = sadi
<@Troj|work> You begin using the item Efreeti Bottle.
<@Troj|work> You gained 30 Treasure Map.
<@Troj|work> now i need luck
<@Alex88> lol
<@Alex88> fu
<@fw> lol
<@Alex88> im gonna wish now
<@fw> BEEP awesome troj
<@Alex88> You start to concentrate on the spell Wish.
<@Alex88> Congratulations! You acquired the legendary item Efreeti Bottle.
<@Alex88> You finished casting the spell Wish on yourself.
<@Alex88> yay
<@Troj|work> BEEP
<@Alex88> You begin using the item Efreeti Bottle.
<@Alex88> You gained 30 Missile shield.
<@Alex88> f u
<@Jaccobb> haha ! BEEP
<@Troj|work> there is justice in this world
<@Troj|work> lmao
<@fw> lol
<@Alex88> goddamn useless wish
<Troj|work> better use lipstick soon
<Alex88> yeah better
<@Trojan> lol, just failed lipstick on bottleofeversmoking . . . popped 9 chests . . . got it back
<@Rid3r> fierce
<@Alex88> lol
<@Alex88> BEEP
<@Elva`> lol
<@Tijn> lipstick #839! low bars and hassrker
<@Alex88> you know you can try it on bubble too
<@sumBRB> get bubblewine's zerkeler
<@Alex88> yeah high zerker
<@Tijn> yeah, low bars too cause of VE
<@Tijn> lower bas..still high
<@Trojan> You begin using the item Lipstick of Enslavement on BubbleWine (#839).
<@Trojan> Laneloet Seoula Berserker abandoned BubbleWine (#839)'s service and joined your army.
<@Trojan> :)
<@Alex88> lol
<@Alex88> lvl?
<@Elva`> nice
<@Trojan> Laneloet Seoula Berserker 17 18000/47.5/0
<@Tijn> hahah
<@sumBRB> hehe
<@sumBRB> nice!
<level> gz
<@Alex88> waaah
<@Alex88> Geu-rin Leui Seoula Berserker 17 18000/47.5/0
<@Alex88> I paid 700 mil for mine!
<@sumBRB> his was a cheaper ho
<@sumBRB> lol
<@Alex88> yeah
<@Rid3r> use chests
<@Trojan> omfg
<@Trojan> You begin using the item Treasure Map.
<@Trojan> Congratulations! You acquired the legendary item Lipstick of Enslavement.
<@Trojan> lol
<@Elva`> lol
<@Tijn> hahahahhahahahaa
<@sumBRB> rofl
<@Alex88> f u
<@Rid3r> use it on sadi
<@Alex88> use it on bottle
<@Alex88> now trojan may actually gain land
<@Trojan> doubt it
<@Elva`> lol
<@Trojan> i'll just kill a L17 zerker
<@Elva`> =p
<@Alex88> use it on bottle!
<@Alex88> and remap it
<@Alex88> or use it so i can snipe it
<@Alex88> You begin using the item Treasure Chest.
<@Alex88> You gained 300,000 gold.
<@Alex88> X6
<@Alex88> i hate trojan
<@Trojan> You begin using the item Treasure Map.
<@Trojan> Congratulations! You acquired the legendary item Lipstick of Enslavement.
<@Trojan> lol
<@Alex88> wtf is wrong with you
<@Tijn> fo real?
<@Rid3r> lol
<@Trojan> You begin using the item Lipstick of Enslavement on bottleofeversmoking (#636).
<@Trojan> Kayous Sureblade Illusionist abandoned bottleofeversmoking (#636)'s service and joined your army.
<@Alex88> lol
<@Tijn> trojan is such a transvestite with his lipsticks
<@Alex88> You begin using the item Treasure Chest.
<@Alex88> Congratulations! You acquired the legendary item Lipstick of Enslavement.
<@Alex88> You finished using the item Treasure Chest on yourself.
<@Alex88> The item Treasure Chest is destroyed after use.
<@Alex88> yay
<@Alex88> finally
<@Alex88> hahaha
<@Tijn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<@Alex88> sniped
<@Elva`> lol
<@Tijn> hahaha
<@Tijn> sniped the lipstick
<@Tijn> omg epic
<@Alex88> now what to do
<@Rid3r> haha
<@Rid3r> there was a guy i hit wo had lvl 18 illu
<@Trojan> Kayous Sureblade Illusionist 18 19000/140/0
<@Rid3r> he's in sd thouogh
<@Alex88> damn trojan
<@Trojan> can't wait to hear sadi BEEPBEEP about me using lipstick on him 3 times in 5 minutes
<@Alex88> You begin using the item Lipstick of Enslavement on bottleofeversmoking (#636).
<@Alex88> bottleofeversmoking (#636) has a very strong barrier to magic.
<@Alex88> nooooooooooo
<@Alex88> no more chests
<@Alex88> :(

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